“Marriage Material”

Marriage is a Facade

There is no eternal love
there is no eternal satisfaction or happiness

you may have to stay up all night listening to the sound of their phones playing a pool game
you may have to hear them obnoxiously farting at night

you may have to hear that they can’t stand you
that you need to fuck off

you may have to cry in the closet
you may have to fantasize other people when fucking them

You may have to wish they were in a car accident and left you with a large life insurance inheritance

Love is lie

Created to make you feel like you need other people in your life to be happy

Happiness is a lie

telling you you need it to be appreciative that you are breathing

The truth is you only need yourself and no one else

May our eternal damnation be shared.

Let’s make a toast to our lives as unhappy married filth and be done with it.

One day we will look back and remind ourselves of how not worth it it was.

Just wanted to write this to let you know you’re not alone.

P.S. No one cares.